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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"
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"How many children did Josh Duggar molest? 19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/"
"How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!"
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"Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds."
"How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Twenty-one."
"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless."
"Woman's pant pockets are like their rights. There, but only for show."
"Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me."