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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Make the man a fish and you'll feed scientific curiosity for a lifetime."

"What does artificial light consist of? Fauxtons"

"Why do black people call each other ""son""? Well, you never know!"

"What do Muslims eat for Thanksgiving? Quran-berries!"

"People say love is the best feeling in the world, but I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better."

"What do you call a drunk executioner? A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes"

"you may have noticed my signature fedora, my signature has a little fedora drawn on it to look like it is wearing one"

"Not that I hate you.. But I'll unplug your life support to charge my phone"

"My friend was run over by a car. And man did he lose his head over it."

"The gift that keeps on giving Herpes. Hehe ;)"