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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player? Ask them what OP stands for."

"How do you know a girl is into you? Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't."

"How did the guitar player bust the G string? He was fingering A Minor."

"The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper."

"Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen"

"What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear? He kilt himself"

"(Offensive) Old enough to count... Old enough to mount ;)"

"Only real 90's kids remember being called a lazy fucking millennial"

"Where do boxers punch each other the most? In the ring."