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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picasso"
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"""My eyes are up here"" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out."
"I throw my poop to birds to give them a taste of the parallel universe."
"Where does a cow go to watch a film? The mooovies. pls tell to friends."
"I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny"
"Birthdays are good for your health Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer."
"joke of the day A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""
"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."
"Yo mama is so fat that we were unable to put her under for the surgery. I'm sorry, there's nothing we could do."
"What do you call a spider from Baghdad? An Iraqnid."