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Joke of the Day
"I'm beginning to think rappers exaggerate a Lil."
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"Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned? So Catholics could do this [makes the sign of the cross], instead of this [bangs self in head with fists]."
"Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded? The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart."
"What did that cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"How much wood would Steve Winwood win if Steve Winwood could win wood?"
"What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat? Her miscarriage."
"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothin. You're gonna lose a trailer either way. -Robin Williams"
"North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage."
"[raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?"
"Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea."