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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a joke about butts Butt fuck it."

"My kid is almost old enough for social media, so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and there/their/they're."

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients."

"England lost to Iceland in the Euro Cup and got knocked out I guess you could say its the worst thing to happen to them in the past 4 days"

"Treat your women like your smartphone; touch them a lot."

"north carolina to sue over bathroom bill hillary: stop calling him that"

"What do you call a short Native American programmer? A Little Endian -I'll get the door."

"What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone."

"I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high... She looked surprised."

"The biggest problem with getting my picture taken is anytime someone says ""Cheese!"" My immediate response is ""Where!!"""