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Joke of the Day
"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."
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"Batman- See, kids? Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference."
"I wrote a theatrical performance based on puns... It was a play on words."
"""Marriage is like a ring of fire"", my dad used to tell me. "" The men on the outside want to be in it, and the ones on the inside want to get out of it """
"Damn boy, are you wearing an anti-gravity suit? 'Cause I'm not the least bit attracted to you."
"An engineer major asks... ""How can we build this?"" A business major asks, ""How can we finance this?"" A liberal arts major asks, ""Do you want fries with that?"""
"I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo."
"A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem... He says,""Give me 2 shots..."" The bartender cuts him off saying,""You only get one shot."""
"Why is having phone sex such a bad idea? There's a good chance you'll get hearing AIDS"
"i like the viagra ad where the guy is on some crabbing boat in the middle of the bering sea, thinking about how he can't get hard anymore"