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Joke of the Day
"What did drunk say to the blonde? Nice ass."
Next Joke
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may think R, but a pirates first love will always be the C."
"Hey people who say ""look at our new baby"", thanks for clarifying that because my initial reaction was to ask where you got the used baby"
"Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!"
"What do you call it when you forgot to use mouthwash, and it kills an otherwise pleasant evening? A ""no scope"""
"Coworker: Do u have a phone charger? Me: No. CW: How about the 1 on your desk? Me: WHO ARE U CALLING A JIGGABOO LINDA?! CW: OMG! *runs away*"
"I hear all these Trump supporters saying they support him because he speaks his mind. Well you know who else speaks his mind? My 4 year old."
"So I hear that the Euro is destabilizing and deflating... ...if its value decreases any more, Europe might have to switch back to their old international currency, Czechoslovakia."
"What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother? Look, Ma! No hands!"
"Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian Well, nobody's laughing now"