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"What's a bear without an ear? A b"
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"Abortion - it really brings out the child in you. Anyone got any similar puns? Also: - 9/11 jokes are just plane rude."
"What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn"
"Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic? Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who? Ho, tell me where my money is!"
"Inlaws.. What is the difference between a inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so."
"Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went."