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"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."
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"""There"" - Where's Waldo? Cliffs Notes"
"When a spambot tells you to click a link to take an IQ test, that *is* the IQ test."
"MySpace just bought a pack of Ramen noodles."
"My girlfriend told me to wash my willy I said no, it was the only way for me to make her gag"
"Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names."
"I asked an LAPD officer to tell me a joke All he said was ""Black teenagers civil rights"""
"Things more likely to kill you than Ebola: - choking on a wheat thin - erotic asphyxiation - falling off the toilet - a duck with a gun"
"Do you want to see the birthmark on my arse? It looks like a colon!"
"My daughter just said, ""Daddy, you're good looking & not fat like other dads."" She's only 10, but we're headed to the BMW dealership now."