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Joke of the Day

"Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went."

"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong And being wrong is for women."

"<joke> ""Punchline"" is not an internal or external command. Attempting a continue... C:\Windows\System32\ taskkill /IM joke.exe </joke>"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snow balls"

"Me: ""Stay back! I'm an expert when it comes to karate!"" *mugger approaches* Me: ""Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands."""

"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"

"Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."

"Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart? They prefer a Target."

"Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter."