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Joke of the Day
"Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went."
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"I almost got a blowjob from a girl once... but I blew it"
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"Does it mean you have a small dick if you never got a toothy blow job? No it doesn't I'm asking for a friend because I've never got one"
"What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch? 30 minutes."
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"A woman walks into her doctor's office NSFW she ask's her doctor: is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex? her doctor replies: of course, how do you think lawyers are born?"