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Joke of the Day
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so."
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"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream."
"The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna."
"I love collective nouns: a pod of dolphins, a mob of kangaroos, a Gosselin of douches."
"How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl The proof is in the pudding"
"Probably the slowest way to die is sloth with a knife."
"Watch I was walking down the street one night and a guy came up to me and said, ""Can I piss on your wrist?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""
"Damn girl are you community college? Because you pretty much just let anyone in."
"If they ever reboot Grease, it must be directed by M. Night Shama-lamma-ding-dong."
"Why does Kim Kardashiani have a big butt? because she never had to work her butt off."