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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes? He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out..."
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"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan"
"A guy goes to a Halloween party with nothing but a condom on his nose... Someone asks him ""what have you come as."" The guy shrugs his shoulders and says ""fuck knows"""
"Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus."
"""Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, I know you're asleep but I just wanted to let you know that I'm like 14 miles away from your house right now!"" -Trains"
"Did you hear about the homosexual magician? He disappeared in a poof."
"What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa? That's a peng ting."
"Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids."
"Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales? Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips..."
"What do you call a suicidal cat? Curiosity."