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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the homosexual magician? He disappeared in a poof."
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"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"
"Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person? A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk."
"I loaned a blind guy some money... It's ok though. He said he'd pay me back next time he saw me."
"I love when couples get sick together because that's what people deserve for being happy."
"How do mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Cesars"
"Me: ""There are so many exotic sounding flavours these days. I just can't resist-"" Doctor: ""YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING SHAMPOO!"""
"I consider it a personal victory everytime that I don't ask a person wearing a leg cast if they've broken their leg."
"""Baby, I'm in the bedroom waiting for you"" Now I got your attention, let me show you a proper way to make the bed."
"My girlfriend has this weird fetish Where she dresses up like herself, and acts like a total bitch"