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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan"
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"We get it car dealers, EVERY Day is a sale day. You don't have to make shit up like The Saturday After It Rained On A Friday Sale."
"Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders."
"Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!"
"LOL at people with only 99 problems What's that like?"
"I just invented a new word: Plagiarism."
"German tourist crosses Polish border. Border guards ask him: -Name? -Hans -Surname? -Schmidt -Occupation? -No, just traveling."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil!"
"I don't date Chinese girls... That's a big red flag for me..."
"""Anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff: ""Yes"" Geoff: ""Yeos"""