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Joke of the Day
"What's a 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."
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"A Native American walks into a busy restaurant. The hostess asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""
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"So I was applying for Art school... I made sure to remind them what happened when Hitler wasn't accepted to art school."