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Joke of the Day

"Why was the girl in such a bad mood when she got out of jail? She had a period at the end of her sentence."

"On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered 'Going home!'"

"What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."

"Told my wife I was taking her on a date to the cheesecake factory and she thought I meant some restaurant"

"I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone."

"What do dolphins use to stay clean? All-porpoise cleaner."

"What do dwarves and midgets have in common? Very little"

"MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED"

"Do you know any bird that can write? Pen-guine."