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Joke of the Day

"I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone."

"What do call a girl that eats pastries while browsing the internet? Eclair."

"What do you call a terrorist cowboy? A jiiiiiihadist. Not sorry."

"Pussy Don't worry you'll never get it."

"Did you hear about the guy that made a terrible joke? He fainted."

"What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape."

"The sun is in so many movies.. It's like one giant star!"

"I'm banned from HomeDepot, after trying to steal drugs. I was caught stealing two ladders; what can I say they get me high."

"Thanks, baby Jesus, for helping me get that new job instead of helping millions of children find water and food. I know it was a tough call."

"What's the best part about gay sex? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through"