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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet."
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"I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring. I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit."
"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."
"I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do."
"Aids... -What would prevent AIDS from spreading in Africa? -Sex only after lunch"
"Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween? She identified as pump-kin."
"I'll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap."
"God said, ""Peter, come forth..."" But he came fifth and got a toaster instead."
"My friend told me he has developed a lung disease... I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can."
"People say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat."