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Joke of the Day

"What do dolphins use to stay clean? All-porpoise cleaner."

"As the pair of scissors steps up to the starting line, the other runners quickly realize that this race just got a whole lot more dangerous."

"Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties? They're fun guys!"

"Did you hear about jared from subway? ""Yea he lost like 200 pounds"""

"Pro Tip: Ask the guy sitting next to you if he's gonna freak out about you watching fetish porn before you waste $8 on in-flight wifi."

"What do you call a black man with no arms or legs? TRUSTWORTHY! "

"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"

"You want to know who never gets checked for their ID? HumIDity."

"I estimate 70% of my work conversations are just me quoting made up statistics."

"Who will inherit all of Trump's money? His hair."