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Joke of the Day

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."

"The two most popular gifts women receive on Valentine's Day are a box of things that make her fat and a bouquet of things she can watch die."

"I hear seatbelts save lives! Nope, nevermind, still have cancer."

"My roommate dressed as a syringe for our Halloween house party. He's upstairs with the sexy girl wearing the Courtney Love costume. In the addict."

"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."

"Where do the sith get their clothes? Darth Mall"

"Did you know that Subaru used to be called Subalu? But then it moved to Japan."

"What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny? ""Hey, this looks new!"""

"When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps? Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown?"

"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"