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"What do dwarves and midgets have in common? Very little"
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"""Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs, snakes, spiders and rugby players bite."" How Aussie parents tuck their kids into bed at night."
"I'm not saying she's fat...... But if you asked me to name my 5 fattest friends.... She would be 3 of them."
"What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? 2-3 weeks tops."
"If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world."
"Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one."
"Tell a woman she has cute kids and she's all proud. Whisper it to her and she calls the cops."
"Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim? A: Mohammered."
"Why was yellow angry at red? Red blue green."
"biggest joke ever? The U.N"