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Joke of the Day
"My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull."
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"Me: Can I get you a drink? Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: Lady, I'm the bartender."
"*grandma sobbing at my graduation* ""Your parents would have been so proud seeing you up there."" *wipes tear* ""But they didn't want to come."""
"Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: ""Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps but certainly not everyone in the world."""
"Northern women have PMS Gals from the south have FTS. Fixin' to Start"
"Katy Perry is what happens when an emoji comes to life."
"The difference between theory and practice is that in theory George Clooney should have been the best Batman."
"What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? with Little Ceasars"
"How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it."