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Joke of the Day

"My 9 year old son - ""If I ever get Bieber fever, just let the fever kill me."""

"Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named ""Dave""."

"One obtuse angle says to the other, ""Oh man it's hot in here!"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, it's over 90 degrees!"""

"Yo moma is so fat That whenever she try's to photo bomb, she ends up being a back drop."

"This guy and I were arguing in an elevator when all of the sudden it turned into a fist fight We really took it to the next level"

"What's the easiest way to perform an exorcism? You beat the hell out of them"

"How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted? Tigers have stripes."

"Similarities between Scruff McGruff's police force and Michael Vick? They've both got a dog fighting crime."

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? PENNAY!"

"Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: ""long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."""