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Joke of the Day
"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the party? ""Namaste"""
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"What happened to the octopus in the football game? He had tentackles."
"Every crime show turns into sitcom when the cops bring the husband for questioning and he asks, ""Why would anyone want to kill their wife?"""
"I call my penis the Trojan horse It looks harmless, but then it gets inside you and completely destroys you."
"I only star inspirational tweets from 15 year-old white girls, because they've obviously got the deepest insight into the human experience."
"Not all that glitters is gold. Take, for instance, glitter."
"""We're going to chop off your testicles so we can love you until we decide you need to die."" --pet owners"
"What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again."
"What do you do when your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."