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Joke of the Day
"I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor."
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"You think you know all about fractions... But you don't know the half of it."
"I'm scared that the mob is looking for me I've been getting a lot of emails from Don Otreply about bill payments."
"I remember directing a play and I thought I'd spice it up a bit by adding a lesbian shower scene... Some say I'm the fresh and bold thing that theatre needs, others that I ruined the nativity."
"Why was the robot cold? He was missing his winter gear"
"I use my imagination to solve problems. And by imagination, I mean booze."
"[NSFW] I wanted to make a gay joke... butt fuck it."
"What does Rick and the Llama have in common? Caaaaarl!!"
"What did 50cent say when Eminem made him a sweater for Christmas? ju ju ju ju ju ju G-Unit?"
"What do the titanic and Madelaine McCann have in common? They're both at the bottom of the ocean and full of seamen"