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Joke of the Day

"Hey, Gandalf! What is it that bats can do but badgers can't? FLY, YOU FOOLS!"

"My favorite Jesus is the one who gives musicians MTV Video Music Awards. My second favorite Jesus is my landscaper."

"Damn girl, are you the brownie I just dropped on the floor? because you're hairy but I still wanna eat you"

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hitler."

"This gay guy I met was named Cinnamon(synonym) Now my ass is thesaurus"

"Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great white bear place !"

"Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side bitten off by a shark? He's all right now."

"My son needed a Bone Marrow transplant & we found a perfect match in Argentina. The operation took place & was a great success. My thanks go out to Diego, Marrow Donor."

"""Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."""

"I have a joke about Physics... But meh. I guess it wouldn't matter."