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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts."

"What was the root of the problem dark ages? The potato famine."

"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've already lost three days."

"TIL J. Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features."

"What's the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis? If you answered ""I don't know""? Then would you like to go for a picnic?"

"UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word ""autompne"" and later, the Latin ""autumnus"" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN"

"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."

"So I saw one of those ""Drink for Pink"" labels on a bottle of juice... Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy."

"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."

"A man learned that every time he reposted a joke on Reddit, he gained a year to live. He was already immortal."