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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea"

"You kids have no idea how lucky you are. Back in my day we had to shave our jokes into the sides of cats and throw those cats at passers by."

"What do you call a bass player without a GF? Homeless."

"I fcuking love it when my girlfriend uses her evil psychotic skills for my benefit and not against me."

"I got into a fight with my erection this morning. I beat it single handedly."

"""Taxi"" A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."

"My girlfriend finished all my french fries... I couldn't KETCHUP."

"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"

"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."