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Joke of the Day
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim. edit: (works best if said out loud)"
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"How do you make a patty melt? Give Marcie a strap-on."
"How do you piss off an animal rights activist? You eat pita bread."
"Hard to concentrate on work with Arbor Day so close."
"Giving my wife a bikini wax for the first time. Should I wake her up or just let it be a surprise?"
"A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort,, it is equal to one night.. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers."
"Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)"
"Three cows are standing in a field. Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter Cow 3: Holy shit a talking cow!"
"""Meetings"" What a Jamaican calls everything he owns."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."