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Joke of the Day

"George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the ""George"" Four-Man Grill."

"I have two dogs. One named Rolex and one named Timex. They're watchdogs."

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? he lost his huile d'olive"

"I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always ""Rough"""

"I remember when a minimum wage job was a stepping stone, not a career."

"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"

"While everyone was fighting the walkers... ...who was keeping an eye on Corral?"

"Did you hear about the suicide bomber? His career ended just as it was beginning to blow up..."

"Your girl may be jealous of the time you spend on your phone. To be fair, it has 4G and she only has one, and it's hard to find its signal"

"Being politically correct sucks. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say, ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""