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Joke of the Day

"I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always ""Rough"""

"Saw a hitchhiker holding a sign Anywhere But Here' So I swerved, hit him. Now he's in a ditch. Hope that's ok, he wasn't really specific."

"An egg voted to leave the omelet.. and then.. it.. did.. yeah, sorry its just too scrambled. there's no way to get a good yolk out of this mess.."

"Two sausages are sizzling in a pan.... One says ""Do you think it's hot in here?"" The other says ""oh my god a talking sausage!"""

"i sold all my lizards to buy my girlfriend a Toyota Tundra but she sold her drivers license to buy me a awesome obstacle course for lizards"

"ROAR Did you here about the lion joke it will make you ROAR!!!"

"Q: What is the best way to speak to a ghoul? A: From a long ways away."

"If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted."

"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts"

"I don't buy my fruit from Chris Brown... because it's always bruised!"