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Joke of the Day
"Hockey fights are cool but imagine the make up sex afterwards in the locker room."
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"I always get confused between bi and semi Which one means you like to fuck 18 wheelers?"
"If my dick were a card... (x-post from r/hearthstone) ...It'd have overload because you can't take it all at once."
"My girlfriend and I are very different but we share the same body. *Love you Rosy P.*"
"In the new Star Wars film, Han Solo goes to Chewbacca's home planet and discovers that all the other Wookies wear pants."
"Dad Dinosaur: Look son a shooting star make a wish! Angsty Teen Dinosaur: I wish it would hit us and kill us all."
"Danger is my middle name. nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely"
"What is a chefs weapon of choice? A salt rifle"
"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"""
"Kanye West can't wait to be the best man at his wedding."