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Joke of the Day
"Why did the French chef commit suicide? he lost his huile d'olive"
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"I run sentences together on purpose so you don't get a chance to pause and change your mind about reading whatever it is I'm not saying."
"Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? No, you have to charge it."
"Britain will be just fine... you always lose a few Pounds after a breakup."
"I guarantee you, this is a joke Donald Trump"
"I'm just a girl, sitting in her car, wondering what the person I texted ""I'm in the cat"" to, is thinking right now."
"Why did Sally fall of off the swing.... Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."
"Yes autocorrect, I was trying to find some 'amazon' weed"
"What's brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick"
"Legally,It's questionable. Morally,It's disgusting. Personally,I like it."