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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the suicide bomber? His career ended just as it was beginning to blow up..."

"What's yellow comes from Peru and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !"

"I tried writing with a broken pencil... until I realized there was no point."

"That time in 1997 you found out Chris Rock & Chris Tucker are 2 different people & realized you're racist. #thatwasawkward"

"Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception was beautiful."

"Are you a cop from New York? Because you take my breath away."

"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"

"Remember if you ever get mugged, don't yell ""Help."" Yell, ""Oh my god! It's Justin Bieber!"""

"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven..."

"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"