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Joke of the Day

"While everyone was fighting the walkers... ...who was keeping an eye on Corral?"

"Best Knock Knock joke Knock Knock. Who's there? Dunup. Dunup who?"

"Friends- What did you get for your birthday? Her- He went to Jared Friends- You're engaged!!! Her- No Jared is our weed dealer"

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between. We call the ""Friend Zone""."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"

"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."

"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"I want that ""Damn you are still together?"" Relationship!"

"I had a Mayweather joke but,... It ran away."

"I started a food-themed 80's cover band called Durian Durian... ...but we broke up after everybody told us how much we stank."