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Joke of the Day
"How ironic is it... to die in the living room?"
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"I bet ninjas have the worst gas... ...because they're silent but deadly."
"Then God said, come fourth john, for you will have eternal life... But john came Fifth and won a free toaster"
"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"
"- How was school? 4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton"
"My wife gave me the silent treatment for a week... It ended when I told her ""We've been getting along really well lately""."
"Do you like yogurt? I bet I like it more than you. I'd put money on it. I'll come to your fucking house."
"Why is the top speed of sex 68? At 69 you blow a rod."
"Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class."
"I've been studying Israeli army martial arts. I now know 16 different ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back."