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Joke of the Day
"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
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"I like my women like I like my wine... 7 years old and locked up in a cellar"
"Get your shit together, people at McDonald's drive thru who sit there all confused like the menu hasn't been the same for the last 50 years"
"I ate peanut butter and got an allergic reaction. I got sued."
"I always heard that if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. But now you're telling me that babies don't like it?"
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? anUDDER failure."
"*navigation voice* BEAR TO THE RIGHT *gets eaten by bear*"
"How does raw chicken taste? Fowl"
"Why are glasses required to do math? because you need it for davision"
"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"