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Joke of the Day

"Arabs are so rich..... They lit whole fkin hotel on fire to celebrate new year"

"Terrible advice for a suicide survival hotline: If at first you don't succeed..."

"""this one should be called hurricane Kanye"" - kanye, every few weeks"

"Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong"

"How do you call two guys on a motocycle? Fucking morons; they could have stolen two motocycles!"

"How many minutes after someone's fired is it cool to take their stapler?"

"I found a bloodsucking vampire in my house today. I don't know how the lawyer got in but I had to chase him out with a broom."

"*on time travel bus* oh you're going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour '98 t shirt*"

"I made a graph of my past girlfriends. It has an ex axis and a why axis."

"Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink..."