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Joke of the Day
"I just met a dude with 12 nipples! I know, it scounds crazy, dozen tit"
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"Saw 10: nickelback on repeat for 24 hours and to get out of the room you have to talk to Ann Coulter."
"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."
"Studies show that people who start a sentence with ""studies show..."" have no clue what they're talking about"
"I think, therefore I'm single."
"I have yet to see a television Network try to improve their ratings by airing better quality shows."
"Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen It protects against harmful rays"
"John... ...[Staymoist](http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21300000/John-Stamos-john-stamos-21331988-1611-1089.jpg)"
"Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower? Because they're the largest re-tail-er"
"I hate how Apple took away the headphone socket all willy-nilly It's like it means jack shit to them"