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Joke of the Day
"I just met a dude with 12 nipples! I know, it scounds crazy, dozen tit"
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"Difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road? The dog had skid marks in front of it."
"I interned at the Dow Jones News Fund. It had its ups and downs."
"How does Han Solo like to get around Endor? Ewoks"
"Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !"
"I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now."
"How do you piss Voldemort off? play got your nose with him"
"Someday I wish to experience the moment of joy that seems to only exist in Old Navy commercials."
"Some kid was being annoying so I hit him on the face with a baseball bat. He started crying and I didn't even bat an eye."
"What does a chef call an undercover cop? Pig in a blanket."