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Joke of the Day

"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta."

"""I shaved for this shit?"" - All of us at one point in our lives."

"Gotta hand it to midgets sometimes. You know, cause they can't reach and all."

"What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping? A baegull."

"Autocorrect turned your lynch mob into a lunch mob? Maybe if you ate something you wouldn't be so angry."

"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... ...does a hipster buy it's album? Not mine but I love it."

"Knock Knock! -Who is it? -Santa -Oh, come on in santa. What did you bring me this year!? -Your black friday debts bitch! I'm Santa nder!"

"Why didn't the lipid ask for water He wasn't carbohydrated"

"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."

"Memories. That's how I want to be remembered."