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Joke of the Day

"Me: how long are you gonna sit there picking your nose? I tried to be polite but this is absurd Potato Head: I want to look good on my date"

"How about a baseball cap that says ""BALD"", so you can cover your gross bald head, but when you take it off no one is surprised/disappointed?"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eye-deer"

"What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam."

"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? (NSFW) He forgot to wrap his Whopper!!"

"Cigarettes are just like hamsters. They're perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

"Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit"

"*jumps into volcano as sacrifice* *volcano spits me back out*"

"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"

"I have a terrible habit of telling people when I have to take a shit. Heh, gotcha."