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Joke of the Day

"Me: how long are you gonna sit there picking your nose? I tried to be polite but this is absurd Potato Head: I want to look good on my date"

"German 1970's joke What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent? While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer."

"The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even."

"I'm so sick of being white it's like playing a video game on easy"

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"

"When they were saying ""we will find a good home for him"" I thought they were talking about the dog,I didn't know they were talking about me!"

"Who was the first female commodore? The Commodore Amiga."

"The second Pop-Tart exists solely to hammer home the self-loathing initiated by the first Pop-Tart."

"What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you? Mi Ghosta!!"

"How do you get a whale off a beach? A whale-barrow!"