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Joke of the Day
"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"
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"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's when you mean one thing but fuck your mother."
"What do you call a man with a one inch penis? Justin."
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"So from now on I believe in talking bears until someone can logically explain how that Ted scene just happened on the #oscars"