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Joke of the Day

"Which sex position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mum."

"I would most likely die like 45 minutes into a zombie apocalypse, and even more likely it would not be zombie apocalypse related."

"Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalottapuss."

"If optimus prime was a pokemon, what would his most used attacks be? Transform and rollout. (When you tell this to people wait and see if they guess it)"

"I agree with Trump and Clinton, Neither one is qualified to be president."

"So I had an exam today... ...luckily I remembered it was April Fools Day and wasn't about to get pranked by my professor. I'm not that gullible!"

"What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head? Facial Hare"

"It turns out the town drunk is an exorcist. Since his last visit, there are no more spirits in the liquor store."

"It's not 'stealing tweets' if you believe in recycling."