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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam."
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"There's a movie coming out about a big rig truck. Have you seen the trailer?"
"What did one lonely penis say to the other? I just want to belong."
"The ""Selfie"" sorority girls Gave there tickets to the less fortunate...I'm my book that makes them charitable women and not very selfie at all"
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts."
"New York Sports"
"What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives? An anti-derivative."
"If Hillary becomes president... ...will that make Bill the first husband?"
"I have a photographer's memory Or is it photographic? I always forget."
"The best things in life aren't things."