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Joke of the Day

"Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear."

"Whoever coined the term Downward Spiral should have made it sound a lot less fun."

"Why don't Asians get constipated? Because of their frequent bow movements."

"After I got divorced, my former wife told me about a movie she gave 2 thumbs up that I should definitely take the kids to see. I told her, ""That wouldn't be appropriate. That movie is ex-rated"""

"My friend told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today. ""Really!?"" I asked. ""No,"" she replied, ""April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."" That'll teach her to try to be funny..."

"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."

"Last year my ex got mad at me because I was masturbating during a shower.. ..which usually wouldn't be a big deal, but.... It was a baby shower."

"I was at a cafe when a Frenchman spilled water on himself. It was a pretty l'eau point in his life. (L'eau is French for water)"

"There's never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself "" thank god the cops are here"""

"Snooker is like sex. The pink is more valuable than the brown."