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Joke of the Day
"Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear."
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"What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby? I don't use sugar in my signature cookies."
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"Be carful guys, I read about a new app and if you use it you'll get a virus. Have you heard of Tinder?"
"I like my women like I like my carrots... Chopped up, in a plastic bag at the back of the freezer."
"Babies who cry in a restaurant would rather be eating in a breastaurant."
"What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade? They were my friends. :("
"I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family"
"What do you call something that's impossible due to physics? Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day."
"What did the Turkish guy say to his babe when she invited him to eat? Ke-bab"