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Joke of the Day
"Why were the German tomatoes drunk? Because they'd been on the vine."
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"What does a guy want more than anything in the world? It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first."
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"What does a man with five dicks wear? Pants that fit like a glove."
"What is the sound of a homophobic magician? ""POOF!"""
"Whilst having an argument with my wife about housework, she asked me to look at it from a woman's point of view ... So I looked out the kitchen window."
"What do you call a recovering alcoholic? A ginspiration."
"I'm lazy, though. I get down to my last outfit before washin anything. You'll see me at a bar with a wedding dress on, just chilling."
"I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna But i always forget the punch line"
"Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck."