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Joke of the Day
"What have the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' got in common? Icy dead people."
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"Why did the blond take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept."
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"What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !"
"How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb? We're not sure, they've yet to see the light."
"I want a woman for our president. Like the one we got for Bill."
"Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended."
"Why did 7 8 9? ...Fuck"
"Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!"