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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? Boner appetit."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? [not the traditional punchline] Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."
"Finding Nemo (2003) A father is criticized for being overprotective after his wife & kids are murdered & his only surviving son is kidnapped"
"Everyday is a good day to walk through the forest, The fact that im dragging a dead body is completely irrelevant"
"Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else."
"Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... It was a booby trap."
"A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... Boy ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" Man ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"""
"Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey"
"What happens if you put a mirror in a garage? A mirage!"