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Joke of the Day
"I have just filmed my girlfriend using her toes to wank me off. Nice bit of footage."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"News knowledge is important. I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad."
"Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog... The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister."
"Steve Harvey"
"what's the fastest animal in the world ? An Ethiopian Chicken"
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot..."
"What do you call a porno with conjoined twins? 2 girls 1 muff"
"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel? They say his invention was groundbreaking"