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Joke of the Day
"what's the fastest animal in the world ? An Ethiopian Chicken"
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"What is Donald Trump's Favorite Nut? The wallnut."
"I'm stuck at a boring wedding reception, tell me a joke to get through it"
"I'm having a hard time believing Jesus was a carpenter. He was a miracle worker. You'd think he'd just wave his magic wand and POOF! Bench."
"I've just been to a concert starring the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra. Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."
"The glass ceiling is dangerous. I can't believe they'd let a woman up there. (Credit to Raising Hope)"
"There is now a blood test to determine gender attraction. It checks homogloben levels."
"Today, I've been cleaning. And by cleaning I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreze."
"What state did the programmer start her road trip in? Maine"
"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"