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Joke of the Day
"what's the fastest animal in the world ? An Ethiopian Chicken"
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"Do you remember when you used to blow bubbles? Well he's back in town and said he misses you."
"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"
"What's the difference between a hungry girl and a horny girl? Where she puts the cucumber."
"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"
".@Garfield because of your ""cartoon"" I fed my beloved Mr. Turtle lasagna & coffee for his birthday & he died. I will fuck your soul."
"FITNESS COACH: Have u been reaching your target heart rate each morning *Flashback to me replacing the snooze button with an airhorn* ""yes"""
"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany? Schiznitzel."
"What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan? a Rama-dana-ding-dong"
"What's the difference between a blow job and anal sex? A blow job will make your day but anal sex will make your hole weak."